I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
(Source: hipsterabaddon, via noelle-senpai)
"Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!"
— White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)
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"And, uh, Peter uses Google rather than Bing in this one, like an actual human being."
— Indiewire, confirming what is no doubt the most important plot point of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (via miss617)